Seldom Silent

May 25

byjinnguyen asked: 2, 26

2. A famous person that I’ve been compared to

No one’s ever compared me to a famous person, but my grandma looks like Elizabeth Taylor. I don’t look like my grandma.

aneventhorizon asked: 15,26

15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood

I’m not going to pull out any specific ones, but basically anything that Beyonce has ever written will apply to me at any given moment. Including my current mood and situation.

byjinnguyen asked: If you had a budget of 10,000 dollars to spend on anyone but yourself this very second, who would you spend it on and what would it be on? You can't save any of it, and you can't give people just money.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I NEVER ANSWERED THIS. I’m saving your other request for a night I’m feeling super sassy, just so you don’t think I’m ignoring you!

  1. I would first set aside $3,000 for another trip for you and Nick, not just because you asked this question, but you both work very hard and I think New York was a great breather and you both deserve another.
  2. I would spend $1000 to have Teddy fixed somehow to be good as new, and lively as ever. I haven’t told anyone, but the muscles on one side of Teddy’s esophagus don’t work anymore so they frequently collapse and he chokes and can’t breathe.
  3. I would spend $4000 helping my Mom and Dad renovate our house, because I know they would both enjoy it and they deserve to have a sanctuary.
  4. I would give $10 to the first person on the drag who asks me for change, regardless of how they’ll actually use it.
  5. I would use the remaining $990 to split between friends from faraway to pay their gas to drive to Austin and see me :)

Anonymous asked: 3, 13, 16, 18, 26

3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.

I’m not sure if this means, five about one of my choice, or five about both. So I’ll do five things that GENERALLY irritate me.

  1. When I don’t communicate with a person on a regular basis and they double-text me.
  2. When they approach me under the impression that I’m good at socializing.
  3. When they lie to me about shit in general.
  4. When they act like reading or being academically-minded in general isn’t a cool thing, and scoff at me. Especially when I reference Proust.
  5. When they don’t recognize that I’m super fabulous.

13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry, and one i’d fuck

i would gladly throw all of the following off a cliff:

hyper-opinionated bloggers, highly self-righteous bloggers, and sickeningly bohemian bloggers. some of you are one of these, some of you are all of the above.

i will marry the next person who writes me something exceptional in my ask box.

i probably wouldn’t fuck anyone on tumblr, i’d probably be more inclined to fuck them over in the end.

16. A[nother] drunken story

I got super wine drunk and bitched out every stranger who approached us one night, citing various reasons they couldn’t talk to us: they were ugly, i didn’t know them, or telling them i was foreign. 

I wrapped up the night by actually throwing my ID under the bus, turning around and telling the guy behind me to crouch under the bus to get it for me. Without even waiting to see if he would or not, I turned back around and stepped onto the bus and sat down. Five minutes later, my ID was back in hand.

18. Post a picture of myself - today’s lunch date with my koala bear.

26. Story of my first kiss

My official first kiss was when I was three years old, with a boy whose name I don’t know, and I don’t know if I ever knew his name. He was my grandmother’s friend’s grandson and for some reason we decided to be enamored with each other and kissed the entire duration of our playdate. We never saw each other again, but lots of pictures were taken.

May 24

lesterthenightfly asked: 16, 25

16. A Drunken Story

After leaving a bar and making our way home, my friends and I stopped on the street to rendezvous with Reema and her friends, and we were approached by a perfectly nice, non-skeezy-seeming guy. He said hi and asked me how I was, and then he told me his name was Angus.

And then I laughed and told him his name was Angus Beef, and then I introduced him to everyone else in the circle as Angus Beef, and sort of just drunkenly adopted “Angus Beef” as my mantra of the night and generally made fun of him until he left.

25. 5 things within touching distance

  1. My phone
  2. My pillow shaped like a pig
  3. My turqoise ring
  4. A glass of iced tea, no sugar
  5. Jensen Ackles. Oh wait, no that’s just him on the screen, not actually next to me. Shame.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS. -

drownwithin:

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.

pleeaassseeee?

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guiltycravings: Tacos by kaszeta on Flickr. need in my life

guiltycravings:

Tacos by kaszeta on Flickr.

need in my life

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Wes Anderson Bingo: Play along with Moonrise Kingdom using our bingo-board generator. -

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